The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Duke Steals a Wife (1963)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine
Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : What are you holdin' under the table, Uncle Jed?
Jed Clampett : None of your business, now get out.
Jethro Bodine : Why, you're polishin' your shoes! Hey Ma, Granny, Elly May, Uncle Jed's polishin' his shoes and it ain't even Sunday!
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Jed Clampett : I declare, this is the nosiest family a man was ever burdened with.
Daisy Moses : Well lookit them shoes, all fresh oiled.
Elly May Clampett : Fancy new laces, too!
Cousin Pearl Bodine : And them's his best socks.
Jethro Bodine : And it ain't even Sunday.
Cousin Pearl Bodine : Son, every day's Sunday when you're in love.
Jed Clampett : Now that takes the rag offen the bush. I ain't in love and I just oiled my shoes 'cause they was squeakin'.
Daisy Moses : They been squeakin' for 15 years as I remember. You ain't never oiled 'em.