- Jed Clampett: It just might be that you got too many critters. You got over 40 dogs, a scad and a half of cats, rabbits, goats, assorted critters wanderin' around the place. Beginnin' to look like the wait room for the ark!
- Jane Hathaway: If you're going to keep on working here at the bank, you're going to have to learn to speak English instead of German.
- Ilse: Y - Y - Yes.
- Jane Hathaway: However, when being approached by male employees, you must remember an even more important word - No.
- Ilse: N - N - Yes.
- Jed Clampett: I'll try talkin' Granny into lettin them stay.
- Elly May Clampett: Do you think you can?
- Jed Clampett: Maybe, but it's gonna be harder than givin' a bath to a bobcat.