- Elly May Clampett: Granny, how come I have to wear this scarf?
- Daisy Moses: To keep the cinders and soot outta your hair. You can tell she ain't never rode no train.
- Jane Hathaway: How long since you've ridden one?
- Daisy Moses: Nineteen ought two, rode the C & R Thunderbolt from Sibley to Bugtussle. Covered that 18 miles in one hour flat. Broke the record.
- Milburn Drysdale: We may never see them again or their money. That 50 million may end up in the Bank of Bugtussle. Why did you let them go?
- Jane Hathaway: How could I stop them?
- Milburn Drysdale: Throw yourself in front of the truck.
- Milburn Drysdale: I've got to stop them.
- Jane Hathaway: How?
- Milburn Drysdale: The engineer will stop if he sees a body lying across the tracks.
- Jane Hathaway: Chief, no, it's too dangerous!
- Milburn Drysdale: Don't be silly. I'll be standing there waving my hat and pointing to you.
- Jed Clampett: Jethro went to eatin' right off. Since he was 3 months old, he sat at the table and matched the grown-ups jowl for jowl.