"The Beverly Hillbillies" A Real Nice Neighbor (TV Episode 1965) - Buddy Ebsen as Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett : [Granny fills a glass from her jug] Who ya pourin' that fer?

Daisy Moses : Oh, that's for Miss Carrington. I think she's gonna drop over.

Jed Clampett : She will if she drinks that. Then she'll lay there for a spell.
Jed Clampett : Granny, I'm surprised at you. Back home, you was always the first one to visit a new neighbor, take 'em over a pot of vittles and make 'em feel welcome.

Daisy Moses : That was back home. I tried for 3 years out here. I never got nothin' but mean-mouthed, door-slammed, and dog-bit.
Daisy Moses : Elly, you go get Duke. We'll give her a big Beverly Hills welcome.

Jed Clampett : Beverly Hills welcome?

Daisy Moses : I'll slam the door in her face and Elly'll sic the dog on her.
Milburn Drysdale : You see, here in the city, things move at a faster pace than you're used to back in the hills. Back there, if you liked someone, you'd probably invite them to take a walk on Sunday afternoon, shoot them a rabbit or something, but out here, you have to shower them with gifts and attention. Now in addition to the flowers and candy, I've taken the liberty of picking these out for you.

[shows him some jewelry]

Jed Clampett : Mr. Drysdale?

Milburn Drysdale : And some perfume.

Jed Clampett : Mr Drysdale?

Milburn Drysdale : Yes?

[Jed hands the gifts back]

Jed Clampett : Just shoot me a rabbit.

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett