The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

A Plot for Granny (1967)

Jesse White: Mr. Mortimer

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Quotes 

• Mr. Mortimer : I want you to try to sell him a family plot. These people are loaded.

  Mr. Brubaker : I see there are four in the family.

  Mr. Mortimer : Yeah, but I want you to sell them five plots. One for their banker.

  Mr. Brubaker : Banker?

  Mr. Mortimer : Believe me, when Clampett goes, that guy will kill himself.

• Mr. Mortimer : Happy Valley is in a beautiful pastoral setting.

  Jed Clampett : Oh, good, good.

  [to Elly May and Jethro] 

  Jed Clampett : It's pasture land