The Bernie Mac Show (TV Series)
Pilot (2001)
Bernie Mac: Bernie 'Mac' McCullough
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : [smoking a cigar] Damn! That's a good Cuban cigar.
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Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch...
[voice breaks]
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : My James Brown.
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Bernie 'Mac' McCullough : [breathing heavily] I'm cool. Everything's cool. If it don't apply... let it fly.