- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Oh, I'd have loved to be a Swashbuckler... Jean Lafitte, Captain Kind, Long John Silver. Who's your favorite pirate, Benson?
- Benson DuBois: Willie Stargell.
- J.D. Cannon: No, no, please. Don't let this spoil your fun.
- Benson DuBois: [Benson turns to Clayton] Actually, I'm not having any fun.