- Mike Hopkins: [Benson has just told Mike and Katie that he won't be taking them to the zoo] Who are you trying to con, Benson. You don't want to go.
- Benson DuBois: Yes I do, Mike. I especially want you to see the bears.
- Mike Hopkins: Why?
- Benson DuBois: Because you'll get a kick out of the way the cubs crawl all over the father bear. They bite him and scratch him, and he just lies there till he has had enough. And then he takes that big paw and then swats one of them into the parking lot.
- Benson DuBois: Well, Mike, it's almost 5:00
- Mike Hopkins: Time to get rid of me, right?
- Benson DuBois: Unless you want to give your mother a break and eat with me.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Wonderful! We have plenty.
- Benson DuBois: No, I was thinking we'd go out for pizza.
- Mike Hopkins: I can't afford no pizza!
- Benson DuBois: It's on me.
- Mike Hopkins: On you. Then let's have prime rib.