The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)
Show 27 (1976)
Jenny Lee Wright: Self, Various Roles
Quotes
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Marshal Sam McCloud : Sgt. Pepper, I know everything.
Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : Everything?
Marshal Sam McCloud : Yes, Sgt. Pepper, I know everything.
Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : Oh sir, sir, I'm not really immoral. It's just that I can't say no to a man in uniform. I mean, I'm not a nymphomaniac. At least, I don't think I am. It's just that smoking makes me feel sexy. I mean, every time I have a cigarette, I just want to grab the nearest man and tear all my clothes off.
Marshal Sam McCloud : Now don't you worry about a thing. It's all right, dear Sgt. Pepper. You go to your compartment and sit down. I'll be along in a minute. In the meantime,
[pulls a long cigar out of his jacket]
Marshal Sam McCloud : like to smoke that?
[Sgt. Pepper leaves]
Marshal Sam McCloud : Well I never did, but I sure as hell am going to!
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Frank Cannon : [trying to squeeze past Sgt. Pepper in the narrow corridor] I haven't been so embarrassed since I was with the president's daughter, examining her magnificent pair of bristols, er, pistols. A streaker ran across the white house lawn. Well, they had to convene a special assize court for him. And the things she said about him!
Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : What a size?
Frank Cannon : I don't think she said *that*.
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Frank Cannon : Looks like I'm either gonna starve to death or die of ecstacy.
Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : I'm sorry about this. I hope you won't hold it against me.
Frank Cannon : [under his breath] That's exactly what I am doing.
Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson : The pleasure was all mine.
Frank Cannon : Don't you believe it.