The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

Show 22 (1975)

Benny Hill: Self - Host, Various

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• Self - Host : Before he could write the fifth verse, he got trapped in a revolving door with two hula-hula dancers, BIG ONES!, and he was massaged to death. If you gotta go, that's the way to go.

• Self - Host : She said, "You give me half a crown and I will read your palm."/Then she saw my love line went halfway up me arm./So now she's changed her prices, although she's just as willing./ It's big fat man at two pounds ten and little boys a shilling.

• Self - Host : "Oh, let's get a little bolder, my shy young thing." I said./She got a little boulder and she dropped it on my head.

• Self - Host : One day she bought a book so she could learn to water ski./Then she spent a fortnight looking for a sloping sea./But when she hulas in her long grass skirt, the excitement never stops./And all the farmers say they love the way that she rotates her crops.

• Unemployed Irishman : They want tree fellers and there's only two of us.