The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)
Show 41 (1981)
Benny Hill: Self - Host, Various
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Quotes
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Big Poppa : I wouldn't want the wife to hear about this, you know, but before I married her, I used to court a waitress. God, she was big! Oh, she was big! 42 inches... each one. She looked like Miss America... and a good part of Canada too.
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Sheriff Bill Jardine : Hey, do we know Ace Deacon?
Deputy Leroy : Yeah, got 5 years for statutory rape.
Sheriff Bill Jardine : Well anybody who rapes a statue deserves all he gets.
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Henry McGee : Welcome to Thames Television.
Gaston LeClerc : It is an honor and a privilege.
Henry McGee : It is an honor and a privilege for me.
Gaston LeClerc : That's what I meant.
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Louise LeClerc : And there was Venus, and she hold up part of the sea.
Gaston LeClerc : Yes, and she have no clothes on. She have no shoes, and she have no stockings. She have no dress. She have no K-nickers! She was completely nekked.
Louise LeClerc : But she was pure and she was chaste.
Gaston LeClerc : All over the place.
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Gaston LeClerc : The onions send the chits and they sign the chits.
HenryMcGee : Unions.
Gaston LeClerc : Yes, yes.
HenryMcGee : They have to fill in a form.
Gaston LeClerc : Yes. I think they would rather fill in the foreman.
Louise LeClerc : But it is a piece of paper. And every month, they have to sign this - this piece of paper.
HenryMcGee : Ballots.
Louise LeClerc : It's true!
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Gaston LeClerc : Good body every evening.