- Head Terrorist: Your coincidental appearance at every terrorist attack on Christmas Eve grows tiresome, Mister BAG BOY.
- Bruce Willis: Yabba dabba doo, dabba dooby dabba dooby dabba.
- Head Terrorist: Shut UP.
- Daniel Day Lewis: You know, the Mohicans may have been last in the race to survive, but they were number one when it came to cross-training.
- Daniel Day Lewis: Warning. If something goes wrong with the treadmill, stay on. Do not get off. I will come, no matter what occurs. I will fix it.
- Head Terrorist: Attention shoppers, for the next 10 minutes, we will have a special offer. Two million dollars in Christmas coupons in exchange for your lives.
- Police Officer in Charge: You just destroyed an entire deli section, mister.
- Bruce Willis: What do you think I'm doing here, comparison shopping, huh?
- John McClane: [John is hiding under a display of cabbages, two terrorists run by it - John comes up from under it with a pistol in a violent rage] Hey fellas! Gotta eat your greens!
- [Kills Terrorists]
- John McClane: [John has run out of one-liners, and he's just impaled a Terrorist's face with dozens of toothpicks] Think damnit think!... uhh... sorry to pick on you guys... heh... yeah.