- Dr. John Becker: [about diner's new smoking ban] You can't do that. You gotta give a guy a warning.
- Chris Connor: What? Can't you read? There's one here on the package.
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of rats get emphysema, it's supposed to change my life?
- Dr. John Becker: Linda got here before you?
- Margaret Wyborn: Yeah, she was wearing her watch upside down and thought she was late.
- Chris Connor: [When John opens the cash register to get his cigarettes] John, I had a fly trapped in there!
- Dr. John Becker: [Lighting a cigarette] You put a FLY in there with my CIGARETTES - do you know how UNHEALTHY that is?