- Dr. John Becker: Oh, yeah! Well, I bet I could get out of a ticket if I had breasts!
- Chris Connor: [Sarcastically] Just give it a few years!
- Fire Marshal: I'm sorry, I have to give you a ticket, and you've gotta get that sprinkler system fixed!
- Chris Connor: Oh, come on, I'm very careful - I have to be, I don't have any insurance!
- Dr. John Becker: [to Margaret] There's a nosy fire marshal going around the neighborhood, so if he comes in here, just bat your eyelashes at him. And Linda
- [glances at Linda]
- Dr. John Becker: ... just stand there and wear that.
- [Exits]
- Linda: So that's all I'm good for, to stand around and look pretty?
- Margaret Wyborn: It said that on your resume.
- Linda: [Scoffingly] It also said I could type!
- Chris Connor: Of course I was flirting with him, I'm a woman, that's what we do! Whaddya think these are for
- [indicating her breasts]
- Chris Connor: - your pleasure?
- [Snapping fingers]
- Chris Connor: These are to GET THINGS DONE!