Becker (TV Series)
Imm-Oral Fixations (1999)
Ted Danson: Dr. John Becker
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Quotes
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Dr. John Becker : [after his typical ranting] Give me a pack of cigarettes.
Jake Malinak : Why don't you quit - it's taking years off your life.
Dr. John Becker : Yeah, but it's just those crusty old-fart years where you walk around bitching at the world.
Jake Malinak : As opposed to this whole high-on-life Gandhi thing you got goin' on there?
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Dr. John Becker : Margaret, throw these in the trash - I'm giving up smoking.
Margaret Wyborn : Oh, no! WHY?
Dr. John Becker : Let's just say, I've seen the future and it has no larynx.
Margaret Wyborn : Larynxes are HIGHLY overrated - especially YOURS!
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Jake Malinak : I knew you'd cave!
Dr. John Becker : I did NOT cave! In fact, I just got done examining a naked 80-year-old woman - a lesser man would be shooting smack right now!