Becker (TV Series)

Daytime Believer (2003)

Saverio Guerra: Bob

Quotes 

• Bob : What is it - my cologne? My leather jacket? My Cabbage Patch Doll collection?

  Jake Malinak : Excuse me?

  Bob : They're a good investment!

• Bob : Or, you could look up her mother and see if she has a big ass.

  Dr. John Becker : How's THAT supposed to help?

  Bob : Then you can see if you dodged a bullet.

  Jake Malinak : What if her mother's got a GREAT ass?

  Bob : Then you hit on the mother - whaddya want from me?