- Clark Hutchinson: [about Reggie's diner] We sort of think of this as our place.
- Bob: If this is your place, what would your song be? "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?"
- Dr. John Becker: Let me tell you, Margaret. For the first time in my life, I'm a winner.
- Margaret Wyborn: Yeah, nothing screams "winner" like a six-foot man on a two-foot bike.
- Regina "Reggie" Kostas: When I was a model, I used to meet guys all the time.
- Jake Malinak: I think I have this version on cassette.
- Jake Malinak: [after Reggie treated good-looking man rudely] You realize what just happened here, Reg?
- Bob: Yeah Reg, I think you kind of blew it.
- Regina "Reggie" Kostas: You're right - I could have sold that guy a muffin.
- Detective Cross: [in the middle of Becker's tirade] Before you finish, you might want to look at this.
- Dr. John Becker: What? What am I looking at?
- [Car in video erupts into flames from his cigarette]
- Dr. John Becker: Never mind.
- Little Girl: St. Stephen's youth group is raising money to send kids to Washington, D.C.
- Dr. John Becker: Well, I'm all for sending kids as far away as possible, but I'm a little busy right now, so why don't you come back later...
- [turning away]
- Dr. John Becker: like when you're all grown up and I'm dead.
- Margaret Wyborn: This is the LAST place I'd expect to see you on your day off!
- Linda: Think about it, Margaret: if you're here working, where ELSE would you see me?
- Dr. John Becker: You see, Margaret, complaining DOES pay!
- Margaret Wyborn: Then why aren't you a millionaire?