The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Holiday Knights (1997)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn
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Quotes
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[Bruce Wayne backs up and falls down an open elevator shaft]
Harley Quinn : Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! We-we killed him!... Oh well.
Poison Ivy : We were going to do it anyway.
Harley Quinn : We got his credit cards; what's to worry?
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[first lines]
Harley Quinn : I'm depressed, Red. Here it is holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rat trap. No presents, no fun, no nothin'. Can't we at least get a Christmas tree?
Poison Ivy : What? And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?
Harley Quinn : But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty. Oh, please? Please? Please? Please?
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Poison Ivy : Step lively there, Brucie.
Harley Quinn : Look! Pianos!
Bruce Wayne : I've had just about enough of this.
Harley Quinn : I think the stuff is wearing off.
Poison Ivy : Can't have that.
[giving Harley her lipstick tube]
Poison Ivy : Give him another shot.
Harley Quinn : [applying it] Right-a-rooney!
[advancing on Bruce]
Harley Quinn : Gimme some sugar, baby.
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Poison Ivy : [getting captured by Batman] Well, here's your stupid tree. You happy?
Harley Quinn : [content] Yeah.
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Poison Ivy : So, where to now?
Harley Quinn : Any place is fine by me, as long as it's away from that guy.
[they shriek as they see Batman in pursuit]
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Poison Ivy : May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne : No, thanks. I have my own car.
Harley Quinn : Oh, but we insist.
Poison Ivy : [looking in the window, he realizes who it is] Season's greetings, Brucie. Your two favorite party girls are out for some Christmas fun.
Harley Quinn : [pulling him into the car] Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick back at the party.
Poison Ivy : Now we've got Gotham's handsomest, wealthiest bachelor to treat us to a holiday shopping spree!
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Poison Ivy : I'll bet you've been a good little batboy this year. Unfortunately, Harley and I are still on the naughty list.
Harley Quinn : Come on up and get your presents.
[Batman climbs a tower of toys]
Poison Ivy : [in waiting with a boxing glove on] Merry Christmas, darling.
[as she punches him, he falls but catches himself on a ledge and climbs to safety]
Harley Quinn : [appearing behind him with a mallet] And happy new year, chump!