- Roberta: We just saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant. And now, we're protecting him from some bad criminals.
- Mrs. Grant: That's good. Just don't make a mess.
- Sherman: Mom, this is Batman. Batman, this is my mother.
- Batman: Ma'am.
- Mrs. Grant: Oh... hello.
- Sherman: Say, Batman, you wouldn't happen to be single, would you?
- Batman: [after rescuing some nosy kids] Get out, now!
- The Penguin: [emerges from debris] You should've taken your own advice.
- [Shoots him]
- The Penguin: Scrap, my faithful pet. Ready for a ripe repast?
- [Penguin feeds Scrap a chunk of meat]
- Jay: [Shudders] That bald buzzard gives me the willies.
- The Penguin: If it weren't for Scrap, you two would be feathering your nest at Stonegate Penitentiary. Now, where is it?
- [Jay reveals the Vonalster Fabergé Egg, handing it to Penguin]
- The Penguin: Oh, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem by this sweet egg, which we have scrambled for?
- Nick: [after Penguin is defeated] We're safe!
- Mrs. Grant: My house! SHERMAN!
- Sherman: Maybe *you're* safe.
- The Penguin: Oh, how bourgeois. Tearing this place apart could only improve it! Let the egg hunt begin!