- Gus: Did you know that this wall revolves?
- Barbara Gordon: I know the wall revolves. Apparently, it was built to do just that for a previous tenant. Eh, but, sir, you don't have to pry it open. I usually use this door.
- Gus: Where does is go?
- Barbara Gordon: To a secret closet behind the wall. I, I use it for extra storage space. Would you like to see it?
- Gus: Oh, sure! Sure, I-I'm a sucker for secret closets.
- [Barbara quickly presses the Secret Batgirl Room Instant Transformer button]
- Alfred: [on Batphone speaking with Commissioner Gordon] What? Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson kidnapped at gunpoint?
- [stammering]
- Alfred: I-I... B-b-b-b... eh... I... I'm sorry if I appear... a trifle upset, sir, but...
- [takes a deep breath]
- Alfred: ... any citizen of Gotham City would be shocked at such appalling news.
- Lotus: What will we do now, Louie?
- Louie, the Lilac: Just this: I have my own bullhorn right here in my lilac boutonniere.
- [speaking into it]
- Louie, the Lilac: Commissioner Gordon, it's lilac time for you, Commissioner. Do you hear me? Lilac time!
- Louie, the Lilac: When and if the Dynamic Duo and those dandelions make their appearance, they'll be greeted by a unique new fragrance: Cologne de Batgirl.
- Dick Grayson: [Bruce Wayne removes two pills from his scarf] What are those?
- Bruce Wayne: The latest invention of Batman: instant unfolding Batcostumes, complete with utility belts. Drop in the water.
- Chief O'Hara: Well, another canny, colorful crook is in the clink.
- Commissioner Gordon: And a tuckered-out police commissioner is going to breathe much easier on his West Cape cruise.