Batman (TV Series)

Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : It's Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal! He's in trouble!

• Batman : Well, we've managed to clip Catwoman's claws once again. She won't be troubling Gotham City for a long while.

  Robin : She sure led us a chase, Batman. If I never hear another one of those miauws it will be too soon.

  Batman : I'm afraid your eardrums aren't going to get much of a rest, or had you forgotten that Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson invited Chief O'Hara and Commissioner Gordon to the opera tonight?

• The Penguin : You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.

  [laughs] 

  The Penguin : I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.

  Batman : [the Dynamic Duo have climbed in through the window without a sound]  If I were you, Penguin, I'd call 'help', right now.

  Robin : When we get through with you, Penguin, you'll be hollering 'uncle' instead of 'daddy'!

• The Penguin : Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?

  Batman : Steaming us to death will do you no good, Penguin, the law will get you in the end.

• Bruce Wayne : [Dick has passed his driving exam on his birthday]  How does it feel to have a license?

  Dick Grayson : Well, it's gonna be a little easier on Batman now that Robin can drive the Batmobile.

• Batman : Whoever she is behind that mask of hers - she helped us out of a dire dilemma.

  Barbara Gordon : Oh, yes. Think how horrible it would have been to be married to the Penguin.

  The Penguin : Hwah, hwah, hwah! Horrible? To be married to me? Faw! You can't imagine such bliss!