- Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: You can't really call it felonious assault if you assault a felonious assaulter, can you?
- Inspector Frank Luger: Busted a lot of heads pretty good in them days, Barney. Kept them hoodlums outta this precinct. But you... you Barney, you're gettin' the worst reputation in town. People like you.
- Al Shreiber: [wearing a dress and a wig] I drove a tank during the war, 3rd division, United States Marine Corps.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: You saw combat in the Marine Corps?
- Al Shreiber: South Pacific... silver star... 2 purple hearts.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: I think I know where he got hit.