Barney Miller (TV Series)
Vests (1981)
Ron Carey: Officer Carl Levitt
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Levitt.
Officer Carl Levitt : Yeah?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Somebody downstairs needs a vest they can have mine.
[Hands bullet-proof vest to Levitt]
Officer Carl Levitt : Feeling lucky, sergeant?
Capt. Barney Miller : Something wrong, Wojo?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Uh. No, nothing I-- Just don't like the way it makes me feel.
Officer Carl Levitt : Itchy?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Invincible.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [to Capt. Miller:] Really Barney. I don't know about anybody else, okay, but I... when I put that thing on I feel like some sort of super-cop. Like I oughta have a big W on me or something. If I, if I start feeling like I can't get hurt, then I forget that maybe I could hurt somebody else.
Officer Carl Levitt : [to Capt. Miller:] Sir?
Capt. Barney Miller : It's up to Sergeant Wojciehowicz.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Levitt, you can have mine, too.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : [to Capt. Miller:] Doesn't fit philosophically.