- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: 1 down, 11 to go.
- Capt. Barney Miller: I take it that's, uh... a humorous reference to the 12 Apostles?
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Something like that.
- Capt. Barney Miller: And I'm sure you're prepared with many more Biblical allusions?
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Yeah.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Unfortunately, it's almost check out time, so I'm afraid we're just going to have to forego them.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: I guess so; I'll see you tomorrow then.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Okay.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: You doing anything for supper?
- [Barney glances at Dietrich]
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Gotcha.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Not everyone is geared for institutionalized, organized ritual; We put more import on how we conduct our daily lives and how we deal with our fellow human beings than we do on formal gesture.
- Capt. Barney Miller: I could envision a situation where someone seeing all the suffering and injustice in this world might want to end it so badly that he could convince himself that he is actually someone capable of doing just that - or not.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: You know, I know the guy's a fruitcake, but I can't help feeling like I'm betraying him.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Listen, don't let it get to you. You're just doing your job.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: My job?
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Yeah.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: I'm gonna go wash my hands.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: There's certainly precedent for it.