Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Election (1976)
Jack Soo: Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Uh... What is the latest line on Carter... 4 to 5... pass... Anything good on the Senatorial ?... Nah... Nah... forget it... Whoa... Whoa... Put six dollars on Hawaii to go Republican . Yeah, I heard a little something. My uncle's got a little schmata business in Honolulu. Yeah, that's right, good.
Capt. Barney Miller : Don't you have anything better to do with your time ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Nope
Capt. Barney Miller : No murders, no muggings...
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : No rip-offs, no rapes
Capt. Barney Miller : Make you lose your faith in human nature
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Here's your coffee .
Capt. Barney Miller : Thanks... Is it fresh ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : The grounds are... I can't vouch for the water.
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, what can live in your coffee ?
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You know Woj, it used to be cinch to pick the Presidential race. The guy with the longest name always won Truman over Dewey, Eisenhower over Stevenson, Roosevelt over everybody
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Nixon beats McGovern
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Yeah, he screwed up everything
Det. Ron Harris : You might say that !
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Even money
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Your a Democrat, right Harris ?
Det. Ron Harris : Man, are you kidding. You know how much I paid for this outfit ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Hey, hey, you know, as of the last half hour, Ford was even money.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I thought you bet on Carter ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I don't care who wins, it's the sport of it
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : She threw this out the window, with help written on the lid. Just missed the guy
Edna Relkie : I only did it to attract attention
Capt. Barney Miller : That will do it
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Her husband locked her in the bathroom
Edna Relkie : Why ?
Edna Relkie : Because I told him, I had the right the vote for anybody I wanted to.
Det. Ron Harris : Democrats
Capt. Barney Miller : Limiting someone's right the vote is a Federal offense.
Edna Relkie : I certainly hope so.
Capt. Barney Miller : I going to have to a little talk with Mr... .
Edna Relkie : Relkie. R-e-l-k-i-e.Charles Kaiser Relkie. And I would like to have him arrested ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Harris, you and Dietrich. Let's find Mr. Charles Kaiser Relkie. Bring him in for questioning ? Mrs. Relkie is going to give you the details
Det. Ron Harris : Okay Barney. Mrs. Relkie you want to have a seat over here.
Edna Relkie : What would you do if someone told you, you couldn't vote?
Det. Ron Harris : Move south
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Got any evidence tags ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Yeah. Here.
Capt. Barney Miller : Got any coffee left ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Sure. Wash your hands first ?
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : We'll find him... we always get our man
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Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo not back yet ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : No, I guess the polls must be crowded
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah, I want to get there myself. Uh, Mrs. Relkie, it won't be necessary to hold you. After we questioned your husband, we'll contact you
Edna Relkie : I appreciate it
Capt. Barney Miller : If you want to vote, better get a move on.
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Capt. Barney Miller : Harris and Dietrich check in yet.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : They haven't called in yet