Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Election (1976)
Steve Landesberg: Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich
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Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Okay, Mr. Crippen, come on... inside
Crippen : Oh, this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I assure you, I can pay for those things
Det. Ron Harris : Then, why didn't you?
Crippen : I... I... didn't have time.
Det. Ron Harris : But you had time to shove a few things into your pocket didn't you ?
Crippen : Please don't treat me like a criminal ? I am under a doctor's care
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : What's the matter with you ?
Crippen : I'm sick
Det. Ron Harris : Shoplifting, Barney, Siegel's department store
Crippen : It was just an impulse
Det. Ron Harris : Mr. Crippen, you want to have a seat over here
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Say, you... you wouldn't have to know a Shirley Feldman would you ? Lives over 66 Central Park West
Crippen : No
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : She wears things like this
Det. Ron Harris : Mr. Crippen, would you like to have a seat over here please. What is you address, sir ?
Crippen : 4357 Riverside Drive... Look, I really didn't mean to steal those things. I've always paid for them in the past
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Some nice stuff
Crippen : Please, if this were to get out, it could ruin my reputation. Just let me that those things back
Det. Ron Harris : Look, I can't do that, Mr. Crippen. You see, the kind of stuff you stole can't be returned
Crippen : But, they have never been worn
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : She threw this out the window, with help written on the lid. Just missed the guy
Edna Relkie : I only did it to attract attention
Capt. Barney Miller : That will do it
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Her husband locked her in the bathroom
Edna Relkie : Why ?
Edna Relkie : Because I told him, I had the right the vote for anybody I wanted to.
Det. Ron Harris : Democrats
Capt. Barney Miller : Limiting someone's right the vote is a Federal offense.
Edna Relkie : I certainly hope so.
Capt. Barney Miller : I going to have to a little talk with Mr... .
Edna Relkie : Relkie. R-e-l-k-i-e.Charles Kaiser Relkie. And I would like to have him arrested ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Harris, you and Dietrich. Let's find Mr. Charles Kaiser Relkie. Bring him in for questioning ? Mrs. Relkie is going to give you the details
Det. Ron Harris : Okay Barney. Mrs. Relkie you want to have a seat over here.
Edna Relkie : What would you do if someone told you, you couldn't vote?
Det. Ron Harris : Move south
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Got any evidence tags ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Yeah. Here.
Capt. Barney Miller : Got any coffee left ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Sure. Wash your hands first ?