Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Election (1976)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Woj, uh... check out these hot sheets against the APB's
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, did you vote yet Barn ?
Capt. Barney Miller : No, not yet, I got time
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Who are you going to vote for ?
Capt. Barney Miller : I going to vote for a lot of different people. One for each office of course
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : And For President ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah, I'm going to vote for one of those.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Who ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, the secret ballot is one of America's most treasured possessions.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, I know, I just to find out if we dig the same guy ? I respect your opinion.
Capt. Barney Miller : Only... would you respect my opinion if we don't vote for the same guy ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Sure, Barn, your not going to vote for someone crazy, are you ?
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You know Woj, it used to be cinch to pick the Presidential race. The guy with the longest name always won Truman over Dewey, Eisenhower over Stevenson, Roosevelt over everybody
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Nixon beats McGovern
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Yeah, he screwed up everything
Det. Ron Harris : You might say that !
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Even money
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Your a Democrat, right Harris ?
Det. Ron Harris : Man, are you kidding. You know how much I paid for this outfit ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Hey, hey, you know, as of the last half hour, Ford was even money.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I thought you bet on Carter ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I don't care who wins, it's the sport of it
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Inspector Frank Luger : Good Morning
Det. Ron Harris : Hi, Inspector
Inspector Frank Luger : Hi Barney
Capt. Barney Miller : Inspector, what can we do for you ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Oh, I hear you got some security set-up over at the Greenwich Hotel for the night. Going to be some big doing going on over there.
Capt. Barney Miller : A party for local politicians, huh ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah... Yeah. A little shin-dig for Jake Scofield, our next City Councilman, with a little luck.
Capt. Barney Miller : Jake Scofield. I've been reading his name in the paper. Haven't I ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah... Yeah. Get this, Barney, if Scofield gets elected, guess whose got a shot at being the next full-fledged Police Commissioner of the NYPD .
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay
Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah.
Capt. Barney Miller : How 'bout that ? Scofield... Scofield. Wasn't he involved in those "Garbage pay-offs" ?
Inspector Frank Luger : That's... They haven't pinned a thing on him Barney. I've known Scofield for two years. Ever since he was Assistant Book-keeper at the Department of Sanitation, before he had a dime. You know how the newspapers jump on stuff like that, huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah... Yeah.
Inspector Frank Luger : Sure
Crippen : Captain Miller, the polls will be closed in over an hour ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay, Mr Crippen ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Whose that ?
Capt. Barney Miller : That's Mr. Crippen. He was arrested for shop-lifting. Want's to vote .
Inspector Frank Luger : Whose he going to vote for ?
Capt. Barney Miller : I haven't asked ?
Inspector Frank Luger : What did he lift ?
Crippen : Captain Miller, it's my constitutional right to vote, isn't it ? Even under these circumstances.
Capt. Barney Miller : We'll see what we can do ? Wojo, take Mr. Crippen over to the polls, let him vote, then bring him back ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Sure, Barn.
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Inspector Frank Luger : Hey Wojo, did you vote yet ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yes sir
Inspector Frank Luger : Did you vote yet ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Sure did Inspector.
Inspector Frank Luger : Good... Good. Probably voted for Jake Scofield, right ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No I didn't vote for him
Inspector Frank Luger : Shame on you Wojciehowicz, he's just the man the city deserves. We haven't had a candidate like Jake Scofield since the days of., uh... did you ever hear of Tamanny Hall ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : They were a bunch of crooks
Inspector Frank Luger : Where did you get that ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : School
Inspector Frank Luger : Consider the source