Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Delegate (1980)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : This is Richard Milford - Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. He was creating a disturbance at the bar of the Greenwich Hotel.
Richard Milford : I was just trying to get some service.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : He was hitting on a couple of hookers... When they wouldn't give him a tumble, he got belligerent.
Richard Milford : What's happening to this society? I mean, if a person has the money, why should they be able to say "no" ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : You didn't have the money?
Richard Milford : I said "if"...
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : This isn't the good part... The good part is that according to his credentials, Mr. Milford was a delegate to the Democratic Convention.
Richard Milford : I really should get back.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I hate to tell you this, but the convention has been over for months.
Richard Milford : Is that all?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Captain, he was a delegate to the 1976 convention.
Richard Milford : What, was there another one?
Capt. Barney Miller : You've been here since 1976?
Richard Milford : I believe so.
Capt. Barney Miller : Never went back to Harrisburg?
Richard Milford : Pennsylvania... No - I mean, what's back there anyway?... Except my wife and family - and I'm sure she had the baby by now.
Capt. Barney Miller : Have a seat, Mr. Milford; we are going to need some more information from you.
Richard Milford : I'll certainly try - but I have to admit that the last few years have been a bit unfocused.
Capt. Barney Miller : You do the best that you can.
Richard Milford : I'll certainly try... I was in the Pennsylvania delegation.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, I figured as much.
Richard Milford : Although I spent most of my time with Kim and Yoko, two alternates from Guam.
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Richard Milford : I didn't plan to do this. I had a wonderful life back in Harrisburg. It's just when the convention ended - I'd never been in a place like New York before - I mean, alone. So I thought, I'd stay over for a few days. Well, then after the first year went by, I'd realized I couldn't go home again unless I had a rather compelling explanation.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : So, what have you been doing all this time?
Richard Milford : Oh, everything... Booze... drugs... sexual experimentation... I was born again a couple of times, but the last year has been a kind of a blur - a pleasant blur, if you know what I mean...
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh - yeah...
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, uh, Nash? If you're goin' downstairs, you wanna file this release form?
Louis Nash : I would be very happy to.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Are you going to bring up the September burglary reports?
Louis Nash : I'm afraid I can't do that.
Capt. Barney Miller : Officer Nash is being transferred.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh... That's too bad.
Louis Nash : It happens. Listen - before I go, I just want to say what a pleasure it was to have worked, however briefly, with men of such high caliber.