- Det. Ron Harris: Come on, Mr. DeLuca, you're free to go, too.
- Norman Deluca: If you're sure I can't be any more help up here.
- Det. Ron Harris: Oh, Mr. DeLuca, just go home.
- [DeLuca gets up and heads for the door]
- Det. Ron Harris: And look, remember, there's an old Chinese proverb: "Save a man's life, and he'll never forgive you."
- Norman Deluca: That doesn't make sense.
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey, I'm not Chinese!
- [DeLuca leaves]
- Det. Ron Harris: They're supposed to be damn clever.
- Mr. Felch: [skeptically] Hemlock maneuver. That's a good one! I mean, who do you're dealing with here, some local who just got off the phone? Let me tell you something: I've spent 25 years in this city, and I know all about people. Nobody does nothing for nobody but themselves!
- Mr. Felch: [Harris types] Yeah, you're right, I'm a little cynical, so excuse me for not believing in Tinkerbelle.
- Mr. Felch: [to Mr. DeLuca] Let me get this straight: You're saying that you saw me in trouble, so you came over, for no reason, with nothing in it for you, and saved my life.
- Norman Deluca: Yes.
- Mr. Felch: You're sick!
- Capt. Barney Miller: Mr. Felch, have you ever heard of the Heimlich maneuver?
- Mr. Felch: Sure; Krauts pulled it in '43.