Barney Miller (TV Series)

Old Love (1982)

Wynn Irwin: Mr. Felch

Quotes 

• Mr. Felch : [skeptically]  Hemlock maneuver. That's a good one! I mean, who do you're dealing with here, some local who just got off the phone? Let me tell you something: I've spent 25 years in this city, and I know all about people. Nobody does nothing for nobody but themselves!

  Mr. Felch : [Harris types]  Yeah, you're right, I'm a little cynical, so excuse me for not believing in Tinkerbelle.

  Mr. Felch : [to Mr. DeLuca]  Let me get this straight: You're saying that you saw me in trouble, so you came over, for no reason, with nothing in it for you, and saved my life.

  Norman Deluca : Yes.

  Mr. Felch : You're sick!

• Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Felch, have you ever heard of the Heimlich maneuver?

  Mr. Felch : Sure; Krauts pulled it in '43.