- [last lines]
- Fr MacAnally: Father Sheahan.
- Fr. Vincent: Uh, I wanted to...
- Fr MacAnally: Apologize?
- Fr. Vincent: What for?
- Fr MacAnally: I wouldn't know where to begin, Father. But if you were going to, I would need to sit down. Are you all right for tonight?
- Fr. Vincent: Hmh?
- Fr MacAnally: Somewhere to stay?
- Fr. Vincent: Oh, oh God yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm staying up at...
- Fr MacAnally: I don't want to hear it.
- Paul Dooley: Hi, Father.
- Siobhan: What I'm telling you is your dog is stoned.
- Louis: Pluto's is... she's what!
- Siobhan: Wasted. Couldn't see through a ladder.
- Louis: What?
- Siobhan: I think she's being chewing on a... on a cannabis plant, but I'll know as soon as the plant is analysed.
- Louis: Pluto! Oh, will she be all right?
- Siobhan: Well, she might develop a taste for Jefferson Airplane, but apart from that she'll be fine.
- Oonagh Dooley: We could be pariahs. Well, what're you thinking!
- Grainne Dooley: What's a pariah?
- Dermot Dooley: American singer Pariah Carey.
- [first lines]
- Fr MacAnally: [walking into the house] Did I or did I not forbid you to marry those people?
- Fr. Vincent: Come in.
- Fr MacAnally: Don't get smart with me.
- Fr. Vincent: I'm a curate, Father, not an altar boy.
- Fr MacAnally: You defied a direct order from your parish priest.
- Fr. Vincent: No. No, I didn't.
- Fr MacAnally: Your friend is divorced!
- Fr. Vincent: I know.
- Fr MacAnally: Of course you know! That's why I refused you permission in the first place!
- Fr. Vincent: You said I couldn't use St. Joseph's. I didn't.
- Fr MacAnally: You knew what I meant!
- Fr. Vincent: I took you at your word.
- Fr MacAnally: You're impertinent, insolent, brash and disobedient.
- Fr. Vincent: Yes. And you are...
- Fr MacAnally: Well, come on, get on with it.
- Fr. Vincent: Cranky. Grumpy. Cantankerous. And quarrelsome.
- Fr MacAnally: I see. All the things you are. Only older.