- Di Barker: What are you so scared of? Why can't you just be what you are?
- Neil Grayling: Do you think the Free Masons are going to let an out, gay man run the prison service?
- Di Barker: Well, if they got rid of all the lesbian officers there wouldn't be much of a prison service left.
- Snowball merriman: Chapel was my sanctuary on remand. Any of you guys go there?
- Barbara Hunt: I play the organ.
- Al Mackenzie: Aye - the vicar's.