The Avengers (TV Series)
Too Many Christmas Trees (1965)
Patrick Macnee: John Steed
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Quotes
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Emma Peel : [Mrs. Peel is helping Steed open his Christmas cards] "Best wishes for the future - Cathy"
John Steed : Mrs. Gale! Ah, how nice of her to remember me. What can she be doing in Fort Knox?
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John Steed : [shouting to be heard over his electric razor] It wasn't a party, just a quiet dinner with an old friend.
Emma Peel : Blonde, brunette or redhead?
John Steed : Shiny pink. Rear Admiral Keavers. Bald as a baby's elbow.
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Emma Peel : [Emma is admiring an antique bed] You know, I've always rather fancied myself in one of these.
John Steed : So have I...
Emma Peel : Hmm?
John Steed : I mean, I have too.
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Emma Peel : I warn you, I'm here collecting for Christmas charity and I intend to separate you from at least fifty guineas.
John Steed : Double it if you'll make the voce a little more sotto.
[sighs]
John Steed : just an octave or two...
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John Steed : It was Teasel's idea.
Emma Peel : Teasel?
John Steed : Security Intelligence Psychiatric Devision. Where is he now, by the way?
[singing]
John Steed : Grean grow the rushes!
Emma Peel : I knocked him out.
John Steed : Oh, the War Office won't like that.
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John Steed : Secrets have been getting into the wrong hands.
Emma Peel : And you think he may be responsible?
John Steed : I'm certain he's responsible, because the secrets that have been leaking out have only been entrusted to two people, him and me. I know it isn't me.
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John Steed : Give me a hand, will you?
Emma Peel : Hm, I love opening other people's cards.
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Jeremy Wade : Mr. Steed. I trust you found your way down here alright?
John Steed : Instinctively.