- Shaffer: [being dressed in a general's uniform] Josef, as a representative of our great country, am I to appear half naked?
- [Josef fails to understand what's missing]
- Shaffer: Another medal, you fool!
- [as Josef retreats, Shaffer calls after him]
- Shaffer: For bravery!
- [a beat]
- Shaffer: Conspicuous bravery!
- John Steed: Do you assist your father?
- Susan Rushton: Eh, not directly, I, I work in administration.
- John Steed: Then perhaps you could supply me with an inventory.
- John Steed: It's utterly incredible. Two men and a Rolls to vanish into thin air?
- Emma Peel: I presume the area was thoroughly searched?
- John Steed: Inch by inch, with the finest of toothcombs.
- Prof. L. T. Rushton: It's clear that Chivers is behind it all.
- Dr. Matthew Andrew Chivers: [exiting the back of a car and poiting a gun] Correction: Chivers is behind you.