Oz Osborne: Oi. How often do you get these records changed, lad?
Arthur Pringle: Nothing to do with me, that's up to the Brewery.
Oz Osborne: Well the bloke for the brewery must love Duran Duran. You haven't got one decent record on here, man.
Wayne Norris: Same again, is it?
Bomber Busbridge: No, no, I promised Den I'd get you all back.
Neville Hope: Work.
Albert Moxey: Just going for a piss.
Neville Hope: Hey, better get Den something to eat, eh?
Wayne Norris: Oh yeah. You got any of them pies left, squire?
Arthur Pringle: No, you had the last.
Wayne Norris: You got any Scotch Eggs?
Arthur Pringle: No.
Wayne Norris: You got anything hot?
Arthur Pringle: It's after 2.
Bomber Busbridge: Look, we've got this mate and he's not eaten, so what can you offer?
Arthur Pringle: Crisps, or that sandwich.
Bomber Busbridge: We'll take that then.
Oz Osborne: I don't think we'll be coming back here in a hurry, do you?
Neville Hope: Beer's not bad. Canny drop.
Oz Osborne: No I'm not talking about the beer, man, I'm talking about mein host there, Happy Harry, the Wing Corps.
Arthur Pringle: Are you referring to me?
Oz Osborne: Well you're obviously ex-RAF aren't you, eh, I mean, judging by all the crap you've got hanging on the walls anyway. When'd you get pensioned off then?
Arthur Pringle: I resigned, six years ago.
Oz Osborne: Ahh, six year ago well that'll have been a nice easy stretch was it?
Neville Hope: Oz!
Arthur Pringle: What do you mean, "easy"?
Oz Osborne: Between Suez and The Falklands there wasn't a lot of action, was there? Eh? About as much as we'll find round here.
Arthur Pringle: I trust you'll go and find it somewhere else.