- Tobias Fünke: [while rehearsing his "frightened inmate #2" character] Lindsey, say something to scare me
- Lindsay Funke: F*** me.
- Tobias Fünke: Nope, nothing. Thanks for trying though.
- White Power Bill: I got worse plans for you if you keep trying to convert my team.
- George Sr.: Okay, hold on. Hold it now, hold it. Now I'm doing no such thing and both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the Jewish notion of heaven, and that it can be obtained here on earth, and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe.
- White Power Bill: No more teaching from you!
- George Sr.: No teaching! No teaching!
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets an insight into fear.
- Tobias Fünke: Let's discuss our new bunking situation.
- White Power Bill: You're going to be sleeping under me for a while.
- George Sr.: I sold you for a pack of cigarettes.
- Tobias Fünke: I'm going to take a stab at something and say that you hate White Power Bill.
- White Power Bill: I hate you!
- Tobias Fünke: You HATE White Power Bill.
- White Power Bill: I hate the government!
- Tobias Fünke: You HATE White Power Bill.
- White Power Bill: I hate my father!
- [thinks about it for a second]
- White Power Bill: I hate White Power Bill.
- [he jumps off the railing and dies]
- Prisoner: You killed him! Like Dorothy. The Wicked Witch is dead! All hail Dorothy!
- Narrator: Lucille, meanwhile, was growing closer to her recently adopted Korean son, whom she called Annyong...
- Lucille Bluth: That looks much better, Annyong.
- Narrator: ...which isn't a name...
- Annyong Bluth: Annyong.
- Narrator: ...but the Korean word for "hello."
- Michael Bluth: And since Kitty's not here, you can earn your check by answering phones.
- Lindsay Funke: Michael, it's Friday. Everybody coasts on Friday.
- Michael Bluth: It's actually Saturday.
- Lindsay Funke: Finally. I'm outta here. I'll see you Tuesday.