Arrested Development (TV Series)

Motherboy XXX (2005)

Portia de Rossi: Lindsay Bluth Fünke

Quotes 

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias...

  Lindsay Funke : Oh my god, I'm sorry, I walked into the wrong trailer!

  Dave Attell : Wow, the service sent you over quick.

  Narrator : ...But not the one she's married to.

  Lindsay Funke : [he quickly disrobes]  You don't cry when you take those off?

  Narrator : Having finally had sex, GOB can admit that he never consummated his marriage.

  George "Gob" Bluth II : Your Honor, we never consummated this marriage.

  Wife of Gob : Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.

  [She hands the judge a picture, and GOB is seen shirtless with the shirt over his head] 

  Narrator : Then GOB catches a lucky break.

  Judge Lionel Ping : There's no way to tell who this man is.

  Narrator : But it doesn't last long.

  George "Gob" Bluth II : Oh that's me, your honor, I fucked my wife.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : Oh, we've really lost this case.

  Narrator : And Maeby impresses some kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.

  Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call!

  [Buster enters the clearing while holding up his hook] 

  Buster : Hey, campers.

  [the kids all scream and run away] 

  Buster : I'm a monster!

  Michael : This may have been a step backward.

• Lindsay Funke : Oh, God. Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing. I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for Daddys and Daughters.

  Lucille : Of course they have father-daughter dances.

  Lindsay Funke : They do? He never took me?

  Lucille : It was before we did your nose.

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias.

  Dave Attell : [Lindsay accidentally wanders into Dave Attell's dressing room]  Wow, the service sent you over quick.

  [he quickly disrobes] 

  Narrator : But not the one she's married to.

  Lindsay Funke : You don't cry when you take those off?