- Lindsay Funke: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?
- Johnny Bark: You don't really get nature, do you?
- Michael: Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
- Lindsay Funke: Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
- Michael: Look, I'm trying to get developments started, all right? I've got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get underway.
- Lindsay Funke: Bulldozing?
- Michael: Yup.
- Lindsay Funke: Well, what about the trees?
- Michael: Oh, we're just gonna cover them with blankets. I'm ripping them out.
- Lindsay Funke: Anything for a buck, right? You are so materialistic.
- Michael: Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes.
- Lindsay Funke: It's not suddenly, Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
- Michael: I'll never forget your wedding.
- Lindsay Funke: I care deeply for nature.
- Michael: You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
- Lindsay Funke: Well, I don't care about ostriches.
- Buster: [describing Lucille 2 as he saw her without his glasses] I know she's a brownish area... with points.
- Narrator: Gob was planning his escape from prison.
- Gob: [peering into the cell block] Is there a private bathroom nearby?
- George Sr.: [addresses the cell latrine] You're looking at it.
- Gob: No, no, no. I can't use that. I need privacy. Yeah, I've always been that way. I can't go without privacy.
- [sees that his dad is serious]
- Gob: No, I can't pass this key without privacy!
- George Sr.: Well, I could ask the guys to leave, but, uh, you know they've been locking the doors lately.
- [goes back to reading]
- Gob: [defeated] I've made a huge mistake.
- Gob: [while on Spanish-language television] I, too, have an announcement to make. To prove my worthiness into the Alliance, I will incarcerate myself in the same prison that holds my own father, only to escape 24 hours later! No shackles can hold these hands!
- [to Marta]
- Gob: Say that to them in Spanish.
- Narrator: Michael was enjoying his time with Marta, and Lindsay was bonding with the man in the tree.
- Johnny Bark: You have no idea what it's like to save a living thing!
- Lindsay Funke: For your information, I do! Tobias and I used to be huge advocates for change. I guess that's why I was so attracted to him. He used to believe in things. We both did.
- Johnny Bark: Where is he now?
- Lindsay Funke: [sighs] He's at a weekend stage-fighting workshop with Carl Weathers.