- [first lines]
- Gil Porter: Looks like that marshal ain't ever gonna quit - he's been doggin' our trail for the last 80 miles.
- Mort Kenyon: Reckon we ought to wait and see what he wants?
- Gil Porter: Well, he's a federal man - you aimin' to kill him?
- Mort Kenyon: I never saw a tin star yet that could stop a rifle bullet.
- [Lofty enters the room]
- Laura Stevens: Why, Annie, he's actually handsome.
- Annie Oakley: If you like the type.
- Mort Kenyon: Save the soft talk, mister. Let's hear your deal.
- Mike Tilman: I'm delivering some money to Coltown the day after tomorrow. I just want to be sure it gets there safely.
- Mort Kenyon: What's the matter with Wells Fargo?
- Mike Tilman: This money of mine, well, it's a little different than most.
- Mort Kenyon: Why? Did you make it yourself?
- Mort Kenyon: Maybe I didn't tell you my name. It's Mort Kenyon. Up in Oregon where I come from, womensfolk tend to their sewing, like they oughtta.
- Mort Kenyon: [as Lofty] You know growing this moustache may have a good point after all. You never worried about Lofty Craig like this.
- Annie Oakley: Well, it's just your romantic reputation, Mr Kenyon.
- Mort Kenyon: [as Lofty] Well, now, in that case,
- [the man in black leans in closer]
- Mort Kenyon: young lady, why don't we step outside and talk this whole thing over?
- [He wipes his moustache, while Annie becomes shy and flirty]
- Annie Oakley: Goodnight, Mr Craig.
- [Lofty laughs heartily]
- Tagg Oakley: Hey, what're doing?
- [the Magician or, to give him his proper title, the Great Wizard, Master of Prestiditation, is cutting young Tagg's handkerchief into pieces, the handkerchief that the boy volunteered for the trick]
- Man at Fair: [the Magician] Don't worry, young man. A few words of mystery will restore the handkerchief completely. What were those words again?
- Tagg Oakley: You better remember 'em!
- Man at Fair: Oh, yes, I remember now. Four cloths start to mend. Come together for a friend.
- Mort Kenyon: [after beating Annie at shooting glass jars] Like I said, women should tend to their sewing.