Annie Oakley (TV Series)
Santa Claus Wears a Gun (1956)
Brad Johnson: Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig
Quotes
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Tagg Oakley : [Tagg is looking at the poster advertising Snowy Kringle, the Mountain Man, World's Greatest Sharpshooter] Oh, Annie, look at that rifle it sure is big.
Annie Oakley : That's an old flintlock pistol.
Tagg Oakley : And that old hogleg pistol?
Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : An old cap and ball, Tagg.
Tagg Oakley : Gosh, they haven't used those guns since Danial Boone. How can he be the world's greatest sharpshooter?
Annie Oakley : Some of those old mountain men are pretty good shots, Tagg.
Tagg Oakley : But not half as good as you are.
Annie Oakley : Looks like my brother is my greatest booster.
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Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : What makes you think there might be a hold-up?
D.K. Rodney : Because Snowy Pringle's coming in on the same train.
Annie Oakley : He doesn't look like a hold-up man to me. He looks like a Santa Claus.
D.K. Rodney : Except this Santa Claus wears a gun. He knows how to use it. Shot a station agent in Dodge City. Can't always judge a man by his appearance. Miss Oakley, sometimes a man's not what he seems.
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Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : Hello, Tagg, how's the hotel business?
Tagg Oakley : I got a 25cent tip tonight.
Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : Well, business is booming. Annie, the country's headed for good times.
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Clem Lacey : Say, you got a badge. You a lawman?
Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : What do you think I was chasing you for?
Clem Lacey : How did I know? I got 50 bucks on me. I figured you was out for a hold-up.