- Annie Oakley: Tagg Oakley, you're tacking that sign upside down.
- Tagg Oakley: Sure I am, Annie.
- Annie Oakley: That's pretty stupid.
- Tagg Oakley: Yeah, that's what you think. Uncle Luke wants people to read these things, don't he?
- Annie Oakley: Course he does.
- Tagg Oakley: Well, I'm making sure they read 'em this way.
- Annie Oakley: Upside down, you dumb duck.
- Tagg Oakley: Quack, quack, yes. Upside down. When people ride along and see your stuff is nice and straight, they pay no mind. But when they ride along and see mine upside down, they get curious and stop to see what it's about.
- Outlaw: I can't make anything of that. Can you?
- Outlaw Leader Lacey: Plenty. It says we're the three greatest suckers alive.
- Outlaw Conway: Where does it say that, Lacey?
- Outlaw Leader Lacey: You jackass. That girl must have seen us. And they buried this to draw us down here so they could drive our horses away. That girl is plenty smart.
- Outlaw: Yeah, and the best pistol shot I ever saw.
- Outlaw Leader Lacey: Annie Oakley!
- Outlaw: Where?
- Outlaw Leader Lacey: No. That's who that girl is. Gotta be. Her uncle Luke McTavish is Sheriff of this County. Hey, where're you going?
- Outlaw Conway: Out of this County.
- Annie Oakley: Well, well, well. How many wells does it take to make a river? Can't you say anything without it beginning with a well?
- Tagg Oakley: Well.
- Annie Oakley: Oh, Tagg, I give up.
- Annie Oakley: That came from over by Pop Hackett's mine.
- Tagg Oakley: Yeah, Pop's hunting jack rabbits maybe.
- Annie Oakley: No. The first two were 45s and the next one came from a lighter calibre gun.
- Tagg Oakley: You sure know your guns, don't you, Annie?
- Outlaw Leader Lacey: Look at the stage. It must be picking up someone special over at the bank.
- Tagg Oakley: Oh, that's the Friday special. No passengers. It takes money to the Lost Promised Land branch bank. For the mine payroll.
- Outlaw Leader Lacey: Just money, huh? I thought I maybe get to see somebody important.
- Tagg Oakley: Nothing important ever happens around here. Except a killing now and then.
- Banker Oliver: [at Bank Los Palmos] What about Target, your own horse?
- Annie Oakley: Ooh, he headed straight for home the minute I quit the saddle. I know Target.
- Annie Oakley: Who are you, you low, sneaking liar, you.
- Steve Garrett: I'd take it easy if I was you, Miss Annie. I've shot men for less.