Angel (TV Series)

Underneath (2004)

Andy Hallett: Lorne

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Quotes 

• Lorne : What do I think? I think I'm tired. I think I'm sick and tired of wearing bells on my toes and making like everything's gonna be OK. I think it's pathetic that lately I'm too scared and sad to tell people the truth so I just say what they wanna hear instead. Most of all, I think the term "Happy Hour" should be banned from the English language. There's nothing happy about this hour or any other.

  Carlos the Bartender : Oh.

  Lorne : What I know is I started drinking the moment that I found out that a girl I loved was gonna die. Every time I get to the bottom of the glass, I hope that that last drop is gonna take me the distance.

  Carlos the Bartender : OK.

  Lorne : A simple plan that failed utterly, which is why I'm gonna heave my tuchus off this stool, strap the bells on, and with a smile and a quip, go back into the belly of a very ugly beast and pretend like I can help. Hmm. 'Cause that's what the green guy does.

• Lorne : Where's Gunn?

  [pause] 

  Lorne : Angel?

  Angel : He, uh, he stayed behind.

  Lorne : Stayed behind? But you never leave a...

  [Angel gives him a look] 

  Lorne : Or I guess we do. That's what we do now.

• Harmony Kendall : Uh-oh.

  Lorne : This thing comin' after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?

  Eve : [man walks out of elevator]  Oh, God. He's here.

  Harmony Kendall : That's the guy? He's just a suit.

  Security Guard : Hey, you. Stop. Put your hands up!

  [man punches the guard through the stomach] 

  Eve , Lorne , Harmony Kendall : Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

• Eve : Hurry!

  Lorne : What do you call this?

• Lorne : You'll like Canada. Lots of deserters.