Angel (TV Series)

There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb (2001)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• [last lines] 

  Angel : Can I say it? I wanna say it.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Say what?

  Angel : There's no place like...

  [Angel opens the doors to the hotel and see a grieving Willow sitting on the couch] 

  Angel : - Willow?

  Cordelia Chase : What's...?

  Angel : It's Buffy.

• The Groosalugg : What is this "reconstruction"?

  Cordelia Chase : Gunn, you wanna field this?

  Charles Gunn : It means, sayin' people are free don't make 'em free. You got races that hate each other. You got some folks gettin' work they don't want, others loosin' the little they had. You're lookin' at social confusion, economic depression, and probably some riots. Good luck.

• [first lines] 

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, no... No... Oh, God, please forgive me. This is all my fault.

  [to Lorne's head] 

  Cordelia Chase : Because I pardoned you, and they wanted to teach me a lesson. You didn't do anything wrong. You didn't do anything. I don't like it here anymore. I just want to go home.

  Lorne the Host : Oh, honey. I'm right there with you.

  [Cordelia passes out] 

• Cordelia Chase : [to Groosalugg and Angel]  Stop the fight. Don't hurt him! Stop! I love him! I love him!

  Angel : You love me?

  Cordelia Chase : Not you, dumb-ass! Him! I love him!

  Angel : Oh.

• Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Are-are you sure about that?

  Cordelia Chase : Trust me. Tacos everywhere. And... , soap.

• The Groosalugg : Do you have to go, your Majesty?

  Cordelia Chase : I don't want to. I'm really gonna miss your eyes. And the majesty thing. But I have a job to do back home. It was really fun being your princess.

  The Groosalugg : Godspeed, Princess.

  Cordelia Chase : Bye, Groo.

• Cordelia Chase : This is just pretty unsettling for me.

  Lorne the Host : Oh, I'm sure it must be. And after all,

  [yelling] 

  Lorne the Host : I only lost my head!

  [normal] 

  Lorne the Host : Technically, my body.

• The Groosalugg : It was worth it for one moment of your intimate touch.

  Cordelia Chase : That was an accident. I-it was kind of dark and... - Oh, - you mean the hug. When I hugged you. That was nice. Where we were?

• Cordelia Chase : [trying to cover up the fact Lorne's head is alive]  I like the filthy head. That is... I uh... I want to defile it more.

  [spits] 

  Cordelia Chase : I'll just keep it to... spit upon. And, and, when I grow tired of that... I-I- I will make it, ah... , a planter! A traitor planter for all to see, or maybe a candy dish. You may leave me.

• Lorne the Host : Just put me in a bag and take me to the mutilation chamber.

  Cordelia Chase : I have no idea where the mutilation chamber might be, I...

  Lorne the Host : So I guess I'll just sit here and die, then. Find someone who knows!

• Cordelia Chase : What is it with you people and mutilation?

  Marelda : We don't have a lot of entertainment.

• Cordelia Chase : [to Lorne's head]  Do you mind if I hit him over the head with you?

  Lorne the Host : Yes.

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [as the servants lower their heads for Cordelia's exit]  Should people be bowing in a free society?

  Cordelia Chase : These things take time.