- Angel: But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile,
- [shouting]
- Angel: The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
- Andrew: Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?
- Spike: No.
- [pause]
- Spike: Not yet.
- [a scantily-clad Drusilla enters wearing a skimpy robe]
- Drusilla: Time for another pony ride?
- Spike: Son of a bitch!
- Angel: The both of ya?
- Darla: He's insatiable.
- Spike: Drusilla, y-you let him touch you?
- Drusilla: He felt like sunshine.
- Spike: Uh, no. No.
- Angel: That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
- Darla: He didn't...
- Angel: Violate our women!
- Spike: Violate in succession!
- Darla: Concurrently.
- Angel: Concurrently? You never let us do that.
- Darla: Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
- Drusilla: Will you hold me under the water?
- Darla: If you wish.
- Angel: I helped save the world, you know.
- Spike: Like I haven't.
- Angel: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
- Spike: Oh, please.
- Angel: I closed the Hellmouth.
- Spike: I've done that.
- Angel: Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and, uh, Jasmine...
- Spike: Do those really count as saving the world?
- Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
- Spike: Buffy ran you through with a sword.
- Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.
- Spike: She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
- [last lines]
- Spike: [about Buffy] Can't we just... lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?
- Angel: I don't think she'd let us. She's pretty strong.
- Spike: We could do a spell. Some sort of mind control.
- Angel: Oh, she'd figure it out. You know, she's pretty smart.
- Spike: So, what? We just have to live with it? Get on with our lives?
- Angel: 'Fraid so.
- Spike: Fine. No problem. I was planning on doing that anyway.
- Angel: Yeah, me, too.
- Spike: Actually, I'm doing it right now. As we speak, I'm movin' on.
- Spike: Movin' on.
- Spike: Oh, yeah.
- Angel: Right now. Movin'.
- Spike: Movin'.
- Spike: I just wanna see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have to stake ya. Second thought, have at it.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Stop it! Change back. Be blue. Be anything. Don't be her. Don't ever be her.
- Illyria: As you wish.
- Demon Bouncer: [Angel and Spike start fighting his bodyguards] Oh, look, the Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.
- Ilona Costa Bianchi: And you, what an honor. The great Angelus.
- Angel: Actually, it's just Angel.
- Ilona Costa Bianchi: Ah, yes, of course. The Gypsies, they gave you your soul. The Gypsies are filthy people.
- [spits]
- Ilona Costa Bianchi: And we shall speak of them no more.
- Ilona Costa Bianchi: Now, what happened to the drop? No grazie, prego, kiss kiss?
- Angel: Grazie. Prego. Kaboom.
- Spike: [referring to the Immortal] What, are you in love with him?
- Demon Bouncer: No, no, no, no. Well, yeah, okay. Yes. But, uh, if anything, he's more of a, uh, inspiration.
- Ilona Costa Bianchi: Spike! You are the very definition of handsome. You take my breath away. I have no breath!