Angel (TV Series)
That Old Gang of Mine (2001)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : Sure I like her! What's not to like? She's sweet and adorable and... seems to be laughing at something that shrub just said.
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Angel : What's this?
Cordelia Chase : "Enemies Of Merl" list.
Angel : Hey! Why is my name at the top of this list?
Cordelia Chase : Uh, "A"?
Angel : Merl and I were not enemies.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, okay, my mistake.
Angel : I'm the one that found the body, remember?
Cordelia Chase : Oh, and that's not suspicious. The one time you pay Merl a social visit, and he ends up dead?
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Angel : [about the Furies] Tell them to lift the spell, and I'll be able to fight back.
Cordelia Chase : Yes! They'll lift the spell and then you can fight... all twenty of them and still get killed. Great idea.
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Cordelia Chase : Angel wants you to get out.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Oh, I see. Okay. No, I understand. I only have a few things to pack. It won't take long.
Cordelia Chase : No, Fred. That's not what I meant. Out into the real world, you know. Just for the evening or something.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Oh, oh, oh.
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Cordelia Chase : You're exactly the sort of girl who would have hated me in high school.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
Cordelia Chase : No, no it is. I pretty much saw to it. I was a cheerleader, had power, popularity. You didn't know me then.
Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : No I didn't. I knew you when you were a princess.
Cordelia Chase : Uh, right. Anyway...
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Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : [singing] Crazy. I'm crazy for feelin' so lonely. I'm crazy...
Cordelia Chase : [to Wesley while Fred is singing "Crazy" on stage] I swear to God, she picked out the song herself.
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Fury #1 : Only Angel...
Fury #2 : ...Is equipped...
Fury #3 : ...To make good on the debt.
Cordelia Chase : Angel, pfft! I don't know, you know for a guy who's a couple of centuries old, not very big with the wise investing. And, when you say "equipped", that isn't what you mean, is it?
Fury #1 , Fury #2 , Fury #3 : Mmm... Angel.
Cordelia Chase : Got it. And, ew.
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Angel : [about Fred] She's been back in this world for three months, and she still hasn't gone out into it.
Cordelia Chase : Right. And it's not like the last time she was out in the world, she got sucked into an inter-demensional portal and ended up living like a hunted-animal in a hostile, demon, alterna-world, or anything? Oh, wait. Kind of is, isn't it?
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Angel : Look, I want you to go to this address.
Cordelia Chase : What is it?
Angel : Transuding Furies.
Cordelia Chase : Gesundheit.
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Cordelia Chase : [about Fred] Angel - I told her she was safe with me.
Angel : I know.