Angel (TV Series)

Offspring (2001)

Julie Benz: Darla

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Quotes 

• Cordelia Chase : What can we do for you?

  Darla : Well, you can get your little gang of supernatural detectives to find out what the hell is happening to me and how to stop it.

  Cordelia Chase : [to Angel]  Are you going to take some responsibility here? Angel?

  Angel : Oh, me? Of course I am. Wes, let's get on this right now.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What do you suggest?

  Angel : I suggest you ah, use your books and find out what's going on. What do I have to think of everything?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [opening a book]  Oh, here it is. It says: "I have absolutely no idea what's going on". We should talk to The Host.

• Darla : Go on, do it. Do it! Do it, do it! It won't stop!

  Angel : No, it won't. Darla, it won't. Darla, Darla...

  Darla : It won't stop!

  Angel : Listen, it has a soul.

  Darla : What?

  Angel : The child. The child has a heart beat, it has a soul.

  Darla : Not my child!

  Angel : Our child, our child. That's why you've been craving pure, pure blood. That's why it's been driving you out of your mind! It has a soul.

  Darla : No, it doesn't.

  Angel : It does.

  Darla : It can't.

  Angel : Yes, it does. Yes, it does.

• Cordelia Chase : Hey, what are friends for?

  Darla : You ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry.

  [to Angel] 

  Darla : Hello, lover. Long time no see.

• Darla : [seeing the pregnant Darla]  This is impossible.

  Angel : Tell me about it, Daddy.

  Cordelia Chase : You slept with her?

• Darla : You so wanna play the good guy, don't you? Yeah, you're the good guy who did this to me! You may have the face, but you don't know the hunger. It pounds! You can't make it go away! You can't stop it!

  Angel : I'll stop it!

• Angel : Darling...?

  Darla : What?

  Angel : ...Shouldn't we be killing Holtz?

  Darla : I know. But it's just so much fun ruining his life. He's like family now.

• Darla : [singing]  Oh, Danny Boy, what the Hell's inside me?

  Lorne : Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're way beyond singing mes enfants. This is a brand new day, here. Alright, everybody. That's a wrap. We'll finish the spell tomorrow. We got a little crisis brewing. Thanks for coming. Check's in the mail. Get the hell out.

  Fury #1 : Bye, Angel...

  Fury #2 : ...Come see...

  Fury #3 : ...Us soon.

  Fury #1 , Fury #2 , Fury #3 : Mmmm...

  Cordelia Chase : [to Lorne]  Men.

• [a local mother sees the pregnant Darla walk off with a little boy] 

  Mother : You're a brave woman. About to have one, taking the other one out to play.

  Darla : Oh, I love children. I could just... eat 'em up.

• Darla : [to Bus Driver]  Right here's fine. Thanks for the lift. That didn't take long at all. And they say there's no public transportation in L.A.

• Darla : [to Angel]  What did you do to me?

• Cordelia Chase : How are you feeling?

  Darla : Just crazy.

  Cordelia Chase : What?

  Darla : Why would anyone bring something into the world?

  Cordelia Chase : I was pregnant once. I was out to here overnight. Mystical thing. I didn't go to term, but while it lasted, woo... talk about uncomfortable. Your back and legs hurt all the time. And first, you're sick to your stomach and you can't eat anything in the world. And then you're ravenous. Are you able to eat, or do you just...

  Darla : What? Drink?