- [first lines]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We made you some tea.
- Angel: Oh. Great.
- Cordelia Chase: It's on the table right there in front of you.
- Angel: Table seems far.
- Cordelia Chase: Oh, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days. It's like living with the world's oldest teenager.
- [to Wesley]
- Cordelia Chase: He can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty eight, could he?
- Angel: Two forty seven!
- Angel: It was Darla. She's back. And she's human now. But, you know, I know her scent.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Angel, you can't just, sniff a person and know...
- Angel: [sniffing Wesley] You had sex last night with a bleached blonde.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Good lord! How'd you...
- Cordelia Chase: That's unbelievable. I didn't think you ever had sex.
- Darla: [to Angel, after burning him with a cross] You see, no matter how good a boy you are, God doesn't want you! But I still do.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [talking about Darla] Vampires don't come back from the dead.
- Angel: I did and I saw her. I'm not crazy.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Where?
- Angel: Right between the clowns and the big talking hot dog.
- Charles Gunn: As evil blood-suck vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.
- Cordelia Chase: We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!
- Charles Gunn: So, he and Darla together, bad combo?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: They rampaged through half the known world, until Angel got his soul.
- Cordelia Chase: Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had a hundred and fifty years to get it right.
- Angel: The bitch is, you have a soul now. Pretty soon, those memories are gonna start eatin' away at you. No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to escape the truth of what you were. Believe me, I know.
- Darla: But you *can* escape. You can escape it all. Remember what it's like to get lost, huh? Every thought a million miles away, every part of your being alive! All you have to do is let me give you one little moment of happiness.
- Angel: You took me places, and showed me things, huh? You blew the top off my head. But you never made me happy.
- Darla: But that - that cheerleader did? We were together a hundred and fifty years! We shared everything. You're saying never?
- Angel: You couldn't understand.
- Darla: I understand, alright. Guy gets taste of something fresh, and he thinks he's touching God.
- Angel: It wasn't about...
- Darla: Oh, you bet your ass it was! There was a time, in the early years, when you would have said I was the definition of bliss! Buffy wasn't happiness. She was just new!
- Darla: What a poster child for soulfulness you are! This is no life, Angel. Before you got neutered, you just weren't any vampire, you were a legend. Nobody could keep up with you. Not even me. And you don't learn that kind of darkness. It's innate. It was in you before we ever met. And you said you can smell me? Well, I can smell you too. And my boy is still in there and he wants out.
- Darla: [about Lindsey's plastic hand] He did that to you. What's it feel like?
- Lindsey McDonald: Doesn't feel like anything.
- Darla: Can I?
- [touches the fake hand]
- Darla: It's very smooth. You don't feel anything?
- Lindsey McDonald: Not in my hand. How is it? Seeing him again?
- Darla: Strange.
- Lindsey McDonald: He betrayed you.
- Darla: Everyone betrays you. That's not what eats at you in the long winter's night.
- Lindsey McDonald: Yeah? What does?
- Darla: Missed opportunities. He got a soul and it sickened me. All that power wasted on a whiny, mopey do-gooder. God, I could eat his eyeballs.
- Lindsey McDonald: Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that, but if you can't help yourself, then, by all means, be my guest.
- Darla: You're fun for a human.
- [last lines]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: It's just, with Darla back, in league with Wolfram and Hart, there are a lot of forces, a raid against you. There's going to be trouble.
- Angel: There's gonna be a lot of trouble. And I say: Bring it on.
- Cordelia Chase: What if, every time you identified a demon in one of your big old books we gave you ten bucks... or a chicken pot pie?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Wait, I have another idea. No! Get a vision.
- Cordelia Chase: Well it's not like you can hit me in the head and "wham!" it happens.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: What if we test that theory with one of my big old books?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [talking about Angel] Oh, he's an eccentric, all the great ones are. Sherlock Holmes, Phillip Marlowe...
- Harold Jeakins: Those are fictional characters.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Yes, right you are, which gives Angel rather a leg up when you come to think of it.
- Cordelia Chase: [after going undercover] Guys, that was really fun. The public humilitation, running from the hotel security staff, and the nifty little outfit which seemed to tell so many conventioneers, "Pet me, I'm a whore".
- Detective Kate Lockley: Oh, looky here.
- [reads]
- Detective Kate Lockley: "Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, G.T.A., assault." You've lead a rich full life, haven't you, Charles?
- Charles Gunn: I get around.
- Cordelia Chase: I know this guy, he helps people. I bet this stuff you're dredging up happened a long time ago, didn't it.
- Detective Kate Lockley: Some of it was when he was a minor.
- Cordelia Chase: Uh-huh.
- Detective Kate Lockley: And some of it was in the last two weeks.
- Cordelia Chase: Oh.
- Detective Kate Lockley: Word to the wise, Charles, hanging out with these two and their creature-of-the-night boss won't be good for the resume.
- Charles Gunn: I can see you're lookin' out for me, detective.
- Cordelia Chase: Okay, okay, let's not get off track here. We wanna find Angel as much as you do.
- Detective Kate Lockley: No, you don't. You wannna protect him even though he's lost it. He stalked that woman because he thought she was this Darla from his past. She begged him to stay out and he knocked down the door and killed her husband. I've read about him, too. I know what he is and I know he hasn't changed.
- Charles Gunn: No he hasn't, he's still a vampire.
- Cordelia Chase: Gunn! Not helping.
- Charles Gunn: So, how'd he get in the house? She invite him in?
- Detective Kate Lockley: 'Course she didn't in...
- Charles Gunn: You are not paying me enough for this! My Uncle Theo always said, "Never buy a dull plow, and never get in the middle of a religious war".
- Cordelia Chase: Do you really have an Uncle Theo?
- Charles Gunn: Nah. But it's still good advice.
- Lindsey McDonald: You've given us more information on Angel than we had when he first got here. Nobody knows him better than you. Especially the side we're interested in.
- Darla: So, what is the plan exactly? I tease him to death?
- Angel: You're gonna feel it, you know. What you did. That man you got killed.
- Darla: Oh, please. He was an actor.
- Angel: I'm serious.
- Darla: Yeah, like a heart attack. And just about as much fun.
- Angel: Darla, you hurt anyone else and I'll kill you.
- Darla: Will you? Isn't that against your Cub Scout code?
- Angel: I'll make an exception.
- Angel: So you're what Wolfram and Hart brought back in that box. And they brought you back as human. They think I won't kill one. Wanna know what I think? I think they don't know me that well.
- Angel: [after Cordy has a vision] Are you all right? You sure you don't wanna sit down?
- Cordelia Chase: If I sit, I'll throw up in my head.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [pointing to a demon in a book] Did it look like this?
- Cordelia Chase: No. More mushy and more mouldy. It was growing right out of the wall.
- Angel: Maybe, I'll just...
- Cordelia Chase: Mush monster's not going anywhere. It's the place that we've gotta find. Its disciples are human; they're killing each other. I think the fight is over how to worship it.
- Angel: This is why, personally, I rarely go to church.
- [nobody laughs]
- Angel: Thought it was funny.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You can't blame Angel for- He's trying to do what's right!
- Detective Kate Lockley: That's right, he's good, I keep forgetting. I'm sorry, and why did he kidnap that woman, again?
- Angel: [singing] Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Everybody have fun tonight.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: This is all just precautionary. When push comes to shove, Angel's a... We trust him.
- Charles Gunn: I see.
- Cordelia Chase: It's not like he turns evil every time he gets this cranky.
- Charles Gunn: He turns evil?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, there are forces than can make Angel revert to Angelus, the vampire he was before he got a soul.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Angel] That's a terrific way to treat our paying customers!
- [sarcastically]
- Cordelia Chase: Especially since we have so many of them. See his file? He has Visa, MasterCard, a problem. He's out target audience.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, at least they're killing each other, and not...
- Thrall Demon: Intruders!
- Cordelia Chase: ...Us!
- Cordelia Chase: We just got an exciting new case. Could be aliens, could be adultery. It's a corker!