The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Merchant of Mayberry (1962)

Will Wright: Ben Weaver

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Quotes 

• Barney Fife : I'll tell you one thing! You're gettin' the best salesman in Mayberry!

  Ben Weaver : Uh-uh. Second best.

  Barney Fife : Huh? Well, who's the best?

  Ben Weaver : You oughta know. You're workin' for him.

• [repeated line] 

  Ben Weaver : I'm talkin' to the sheriff!

• Andy Taylor : [mockingly]  Ben, you know you're smart. You're smart to make people believe that you're a skinflint and a mean, old tightwad, 'cause if they ever found out how sweet and kind you really are, they'd take advantage of ya!

  Ben Weaver : [darkly]  You'll be sorry.