The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Manhunt (1960)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Deputy Barney Fife : He got the drop on me!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : You mean he had a gun?
Deputy Barney Fife : Uh, well, he has *now*.
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Deputy Barney Fife : [Barney is frisking and old lady] Sorry about this, but us lawmen can't take chances!
Barney Fife's Mother : But, Barney, I'm your mother!
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Deputy Barney Fife : Andy, you can't let Otis go!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, I have to. His sentence is up.
Deputy Barney Fife : But he's the only prisoner we've got!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well?
Deputy Barney Fife : Well, what are the state police gonna think when they get here and find we got an empty jail? They gonna think this is just a hick town where nothin' ever happens!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, now, you got to admit that that's about the size of it.
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Deputy Barney Fife : You'll never guess what's happened! Something big!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, what is it?
Deputy Barney Fife : Biggest thing ever happened in Mayberry! *Real* big! Big! *Big* big!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, now-now just simmer down, Barney. What is it?
Deputy Barney Fife : Well, I'm tryin' to tell ya!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.
Deputy Barney Fife : Oh, "big" ain't the word for it!