The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The County Nurse (1962)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : That little kissy on the jaw. That, uh, felt kinda good, didn't it?
Andy Taylor : It felt better than a mule's nose. Yes.
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Barney Fife : You know, it's a good thing she ain't campaignin' for folks to get their eyes examined.
Andy Taylor : How's that?
Barney Fife : One kiss on your jaw and we'd all be wearin' glasses!
Andy Taylor : Oh, now, come on, Barney! I mean...
Barney Fife : If she ever kissed you on the mouth, we'd all have to have our appendix taken out!
Andy Taylor : You're a nut!
Barney Fife : Well, you're a dear!
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Barney Fife : I'm gonna give you exactly three to get out here! One... Two... Three...
Rafe Hollister : [Rafe comes out with a rifle] And I'll give you exactly three to git off of my property!